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Jokes Rumah Tangga

Sepuluh Jokes Suami-Istri yang Bikin Ngakak dan Ngenes

Kesepuluh humor di bawah adalah humor suami-istri yang sudah sering didengar di Barat. Ane sendiri tulis ulang dengan bahasa aslinya aja, ya. Biar feel-nya dapat. Kalau diterjemah, kadang feel humornya hilang.

1. Malaikat

Jokes Rumah Tangga

Two men were talking about their wives
The first man says “My wife is an angel.” The second man says “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

2. Vasektomi

Jokes Rumah Tangga

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

3. Gendut

Jokes Rumah Tangga

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

4. Gak Dewasa

Jokes Rumah Tangga

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

5. Pacar

Jokes Rumah Tangga

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

6. Stik

Jokes Rumah Tangga

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

7. Pil Tidur

Jokes Rumah Tangga

Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.

Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?

Doctor: They Are For You.

8. Wifi

Jokes Rumah Tangga

A husband got a message from his neighbour one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now”. The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hide the evidences and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbour saying “Sorry meant using your wifi”.

9. Pounds

Jokes Rumah Tangga

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ¨You look like a million pounds!¨ The wife divorced him.

10. Telur

Jokes Rumah Tangga

A wife says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, her husband is back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

Gimana, Gan? Cukup bikin ngakak dan ngenes, kan? Kalau ngakak, kasih cendol ya, Gan! Tapi gak usah dikasih bata juga jikalau manakala humornya garing 😂

Btw, kita bisa lihat kehidupan suami-istri di sebuah daerah dengan humor yang ada di daerah tersebut. Karena katanya, humor itu adalah tulisan yang jujur dalam menyampaikan realita yang umum terjadi di sana. Jadi kayaknya, perselingkuhan adalah hal yang 'lumrah' terjadi dalam rumah tangga, ya? Kalau di negara kita didominasi perselingkuhan para suami, kalau di sana, sepertinya berimbang perselingkuhan yang dilakukan oleh sang suami vs yang dilakukan oleh sang istri.

Haish, ngeri, ya? Yang punya pasangan halal di rumah, sudah lah, ya. Jalinlah cinta dengan yang pasti-pasti datangkan pahala saja!

Referensi: worstjokesever.com
Sumber gambar: Google
Diubah oleh fany1453


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