By now, you're probably familiar with "Ask Me Anything" discussions on Reddit, an uber-popular thread type where anyone from a top notch scientist to an actor to the President of the United States allows curious internet users to ask them whatever questions spring to mind!
Well, our apologies to Aaron Paul, but we just stumbled across the most AH-Mazing AMA yet!!!
Meet DoubleD*ckDude, a Reddit user who was born with two penises. He has a rare medical condition called diphallia, but isn't afraid to explain how it has affected his life. This week, he even participated in one of the most fascinating Ask Me Anything's that we've ever seen!
What he said about having two trouser snakes will srsly blow your mind!!!
Ch-h-check out DoubleD*ckDude's 16 wildest AMA answers and photos of all him in all of his double dong NSFW glory…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
1. How do the ladies react once they find out about the double peen?
"varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol"
2. What are your double erections like?
"always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a c*ck ring on, they've both been equally rock hard."
3. What's the most interesting reaction you've ever had to someone seeing your double dong?
"hunky muscle dude at a gym i was at. i was working out in my jock strap and shorts and the shorts were very baggy and loose and i fell out of my jock on either side and some how he noticed. he asked me in the locker room if he could please see them. i asked him "are you gay or something?" and he said "no, but i think i am now." it was great."
4. Do both penises hang to the same side of the pants, or split the seam?
"when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive."
5. So, uh, how's the prostate?
"My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful."
6. Have you ever considered having one surgically removed?
"In my mid teens. Yeah. Now, hell no."
7. Did you ever wish you only had one peen?
"two words. High School"
8. Were you a superstar in your high school locker room?
"When it first got out, yeah. But then it became a joke and guys immediately thought i was gay, because … you know I guess I CHOSE to have two c*cks…"
9. Do doctors ever react oddly while examining you?
"Yeah, one grabbed like five others in the building. That was the last time my mom let anyone examine me for any reason besides personal check-ups. She said "my son is not a freak show" and slapped one of them. lol"
10. What is peeing in a public urinal like?
"I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There've been times where I've had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SH*T."
11. Do you pee from both?
"yup and its not tricky, ive pee'd from both all my life. "
12. Have you ever experienced experienced a forked, quadruple pee stream?
"Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating."
13. Have you ever pulled a Ghostbusters and crossed streams?
"HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad."
14. Do you have a favorite?
"Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol"
15. When you're getting pleased by two people at once, is their a race to see who can get you to ejaculate first?
"Nah, they both cum at the same time, but if you're working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time. "
16. And, finally, have you ever considered becoming a porn star?
"Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i'd only be popular for so long and then i'd just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don't need money, I'm comfortable now. Besides, i can't figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them."
Whoa! What a way to ring in New Year! We learned so much, LOLz!
Ready to marvel at our mystery man's double-dongs up close?
Spoiler for pics: