A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. One day, he
dials his
home and a strange woman answers.

The guy says : " Who is this ? "

" This is the maid : " answered the woman.

" We don't have a maid ", said the man.

The woman says : " I was hired this morning by the lady of
the house. "

The man says : " Well, this is her husband. Is she there ?
"

The woman replied : " She is upstairs in the bedroom with
someone
who I figured was her husband. "

The guy is fuming.

He says to the maid : " Listen, would you like to make
$50,000 ? "

The maid says : " What will I have to do ? "

The man tells her : " I want you to get my gun from the
desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with. "

The maid puts the phone down : the man hears footsteps
and the gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone : " What do I do with
the bodies ? "

The man says : " Throw them in the swimming pool. "

Puzzled, the maid answers : " But there's no pool here. "

A long pause and the man says : " Is this 832-4821 ? "