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Jokes... :D
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress emoticon-Big Grin emoticon-Big Grin emoticon-Big Grin

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and


Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. emoticon-Big Grin emoticon-Big Grin emoticon-Big Grin

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

Kondom bocor rupanya... emoticon-Big Grin emoticon-Big Grin

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --



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Pertamax diamankan gan emoticon-Cool
Quote:Original Posted By cokorpliteks
Pertamax diamankan gan emoticon-Cool


Pertamax hunter ente...

Yang oktan berapa nih... emoticon-Big Grin
ane buka translate dulu ya gan .... emoticon-Big Grin
gak ngerti gan wkwkwk..translate dulu dah
hahaha.... joke versi husband and wife ya gan.... kocak juga...
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ane ga gerti bahassanya gan...
Quote:Original Posted By Rovino
hahaha.... joke versi husband and wife ya gan.... kocak juga...
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wkwkwk kocak gan wkwkw..setuju ane ama si agan ini kocak abis
b ing y, ga ngerti gan
kagak ngarti ane nya gan......
buka kamus dlu..............
Nice joke gan emoticon-Ngakak
Wong londo toh..akakakkaakak emoticon-Ngakak


ane bantu emoticon-Rate 5 Star ya gan Jokes... :D
keep posting emoticon-Big Grin

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hahaha trit ente bikin ane happy emoticon-Big Grin ngakak asli ane ganJokes... :D

emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak
asli ane sampe ;ngakak mulu dah gan
ane ga ngerti gan, translate dulu gan emoticon-Ngakak
wahhhhhhhhhhh...... ternyata dah pernah baca trit ini
bantu Jokes... :D aja gan
emoticon-Bingung gan

i dont know babarblas gan emoticon-Cape d...
wakwka, ngakak ane gans emoticon-Ngakak
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