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Last Wishes
Last Wishes

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally
able to speakabout what a thoughtful and wonderful man
her late husband had been.

" Sidney thought of everything ", she told them.

" Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He
handed me three envelopes. Tillie', he told me.'I have put
all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am
dead, please open them and do exactly as I have
instructed. Then I can rest in peace'."

" What was in the envelopes ? " her friends asked.

" The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please
use this money to buy a nice casket'. So I bought a
beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining
that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably.

" The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note,
'Please use this for a nice funeral'. I made Sidney a very
dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for when
we sat shiva ".

" And the third envelope ? " asked her friends.

The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note,
'Please use this to buy a nice stone'.

At that point,Tillie held up her hand and pointed to her ring
finger, on which was a ten carat diamond ring.

" So ", said Tillie, " You like my stone ? "
pake bahasa japan atau italy aja gan
hahah kocak gan asli dah
wew bahasa linggis
gilaaa niiaah agan ,...
bisaa aja ngelawaak nyaa ...
ane bacanya sambil nelan laptop....
asli parah nih..
yang ada ngakak sendiri nih
koplak ngilangin stres
bisa ngakak ndiri kayak orang gila

Practice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect
Quote:Original Posted By adhisign
pake bahasa japan atau italy aja gan
Quote:Original Posted By changelinque
hahah kocak gan asli dah
Quote:Original Posted By CiwilAza
hebat itu gan
thanks banget gan udah bikin ane ngakak
Koplak lawakan ente ganss
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numpang ngakak aja !

originally posted by argo.muria
mantap gan di tunggu post lawakan lainnya Last Wishes
wakakak asli koplak abis ente gan gan
asli konyol banget nih
Somplak wkwk