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PakDe Vs Robot (Boso Suroboyoan)
Spoiler for kalo ngakak jangan lupa gan:


Siji dino sing tenang

Pak De lungguh adep adepan karo BuDe..ning siji resto sing apik...

Waiter'e robot.

Robot teko nyedakki pak de, trus ngomong :

“What is your nationality?”, robot takon.

“Indonesia” jare PakDe.

“Selamat datang”, jare robot nganggo bahasa Indonesia.

“Apa bahasa suku Anda?”, robot takon meneh.

“Jawa”, jare PakDe

“Sugeng siang. Badé pesen nopo?” Jare robot nganggo boso jowo.

"Canggih yo bu", PakDee ngomong karo BuDe.

“Ono lotek?”, ibune takon karo robot.

“Ono”

“Pesen rong porsi”

“Porsi gede opo cilik?

“Porsi gede”

“Lombok e piro ?”

“Sing siji loro, sing siji sepuluh”

“Nganggo kangkung?”

“Yo”

“Nganggo timun?”

“Yo”

“Nganggo kol?”

“Yo”

“Nganggo kol jowo opo kol asli jepang ?”

“Sing endi wae lah manut ”, PakDe wis rodo nesu.

“Kacange di uleg opo di blender ?”

“Kuarepmu !”

“Kacange setengah mateng opo mateng?”

“Goréng sing gariiiiiiing..!!”

“Nganggo bawang goreng rak ?”

“Nganggo..., asu !” Pak de misuh banter banget.

“Dipiring opo dipincuk ?”

“Dipiring !”

“Lengone nganggo margarin opo minyak kelapa ?”

“Jelantah.... wedhus!! !” Nesu banget soale wis sepuluh menit dewe..

Robot meneng, lampune byar pet ketap ketip koyo'ane lagi di proses.

Kiro-kiro telung menitan robot'é ngomong meneh :

“Maturnuwun. Pesenan tak tompo. Mung rak iso di sugohke”

“Nopo ? Aku wis ngenteni suwe banget, tanya-jawab karo koe , kok rak iso nopo to ndes?”, jare PakDe emosi

“Soale durung ono asu'ne karo wedhus'e ………..”

“Djancuuuk...Iso edian aku ! Ayo bu lungo, rak usah nguntal neng kene !!!”, PakDe nggondhok.

ane ngerti dikit bahasanya gan,yang bawahnya agak ga ngerti
PERTAMAX
buat agan
kocak gan
Quote:Original Posted By adrai999
ane ngerti dikit bahasanya gan,yang bawahnya agak ga ngerti
PERTAMAX
buat agan


PakDe Vs Robot (Boso Suroboyoan) PakDe Vs Robot (Boso Suroboyoan) PakDe Vs Robot (Boso Suroboyoan)
hahahaha jokes ente bener-bener ngocok perut ane gan
nice jokes ..


Spoiler for BUKA KALO ENTE GAK MALU !!:
wkwkwkwwk asli kocak pak de
jancuk lucu bnget gan aku arek suroboyo pisan
Quote:Original Posted By maddakaskus
jancuk lucu bnget gan aku arek suroboyo pisan


Quote:Original Posted By undergroundoz
wkwkwkwwk asli kocak pak de


mana subtitlenya gan ?







INGATLAH SUATU SAAT NANTI KITA AKAN MATI SAUDARAKU
Quote:Original Posted By K.ASKUS.
mana subtitlenya gan ?







INGATLAH SUATU SAAT NANTI KITA AKAN MATI SAUDARAKU


ok gan ane inga'2...



Quote:Original Posted By Onlineponsel
kocak gan


waduh kocak gan..
Quote:Original Posted By Dragnezzz


waduh kocak gan..


wkwkwkwkwk...

Quote:Original Posted By maddakaskus
jancuk lucu bnget gan aku arek suroboyo pisan



malm ini ane lagi BT super bgt gan
ane mau ngapain
akhirnya ane jalan-jalan ke jokes
ehh nyasar dimari lg gan...
lumayan gan mpe dithread agan ane fresh lg

tapi ane cuma bisa aja gan biar thread agan tambah rame
nice jokes yah gan

ane ga ngerti boso jowo.....tetep ketawah ajah

Bisa Aja Gan.....
Good Joob
kira-kira ada beneran ga ya robot model begitu...]
hahah asli kocak bener dah gan