A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says : " Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem
The mother says : " It's my daughter Debbie. She keeps
cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns
to the mother and says : " Well, I don't know how to tell
you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months,
would be my guess. "
The mother says : " Pregnant ? ! She can't be, she has
never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie
Debbie says : " No mother ! I've never even kissed a man
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says : " Is
there something wrong out there doctor ? "
The doctor replies : " No, not really, it's just that the last
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to
this time ! "