Sid and Al are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. " Sid, " asked Al, " Are there any Jews in China ? " " I don't know, " Sid replied. " Why don't we ask the waiter ? " When the waiter came by, Al asked him, " Are there any Chinese Jews ? " " I don't know sir, let me ask, " the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen ? He returned in a few minutes and said : " No, sir. No Chinese Jews. " "Are you sure ? " Al asked. " I will check again, sir. " the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said : " I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere. " When the waiter returned he said : " Sir, no Chinese Jews. " " Are you really sure ? " Al asked again. " I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews. " " Sir, I ask everyone, " the waiter replied exasperated.? " We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews ! If you really want, we have Chinese Tea. "