Sid and Al are Jews and were sitting in a Chinese
restaurant.

" Sid, " asked Al, " Are there any Jews in China ? "

" I don't know, " Sid replied.

" Why don't we ask the waiter ? "

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, " Are there any
Chinese Jews ? "

" I don't know sir, let me ask, " the waiter replied, and he
went into the kitchen ?

He returned in a few minutes and said : " No, sir. No
Chinese Jews. "

"Are you sure ? " Al asked.

" I will check again, sir. " the waiter replied and went back
to the
kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sid said : " I cannot believe there
are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered
everywhere. "

When the waiter returned he said : " Sir, no Chinese Jews.
"

" Are you really sure ? " Al asked again.

" I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews. "

" Sir, I ask everyone, " the waiter replied exasperated.?

" We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and
grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews ! If you
really want, we have Chinese Tea. "