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The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Monggo Kasih Cendolnya Gan...
kgk ada translatenya gan???


keambiguan bahasa inggris
jokes cerdas yg hanya bisa dimengerti sebagian orang
kasi translatenya gan.. males ngartiinnya
Quote:Original Posted By asds43210
kasi translatenya gan.. males ngartiinnya

coba nyari di om google gan....

Quote:Original Posted By Influencer

keambiguan bahasa inggris
jokes cerdas yg hanya bisa dimengerti sebagian orang

meerendah aja ni agan.... jgn gt dong....

cb nyari di o google gan....


kaga ngarti gan lg lemot gan,
mas gan ane gak ngerti nie ama jokenya
ane ketawa aja yah gan, bahasa inggris ane jelek
wah ane aja dah gan
Pake bhs indo gan plisss
Bisa aja TS bikin ane

nextime kasih translatenya pasti yambah rame....
Sampe pegel mulut ane ketawa gan
kacau ne perut ane mules
gara gara ngakak
somplak deh gan..
hihihi..., boleh juga nih jokes
lumayan bikin ane
ngakak banget gan ane ngebacanya
suder duper garing to the max