The following are new Windows messages that are under
consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
1.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3.Press any key except . . . no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE
4.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
another game ?
6.Windows message : " Error saving file! Format drive now
? (Y/Y) "
7.This is a message from God Gates : " Rebooting the
world. Please log
8.To " shut down " your system, type " WIN "
9.BREAKFAST.SYS halted . . . Cereal port not
10.COFFEE.SYS missing . . . Insert cup in cup holder and
press any key.
11.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
12.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
13.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
14.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
15.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL
16.User Error: Replace user.
17.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - " Windows found : Remove
it ? (Y/N) "
18.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen
software titles have been deleted. The police are on the