Sharon the blonde runs crying into the office.

" Whatever is wrong ? " gasps her best friend Carol.

" It's my boyfriend Paul the PORSCHE DRIVER " gushes
Sharon.

" He was working on the engine of his 911 when the lid
came
down and cut off a finger ! "

" My god " shrieks Carol, " It didn't amputate his WHOLE
finger ! "

" No thank goodness " sniffs Sharon, " But it was the
one just
next to it ! "