Sharon the blonde runs crying into the office.
" Whatever is wrong ? " gasps her best friend Carol.
" It's my boyfriend Paul the PORSCHE DRIVER " gushes
" He was working on the engine of his 911 when the lid
down and cut off a finger ! "
" My god " shrieks Carol, " It didn't amputate his WHOLE
finger ! "
" No thank goodness " sniffs Sharon, " But it was the
next to it ! "