Did you hear about the trucker who had driven his fully
loaded rig to
the top of a steep hill as was just starting down the equally
steep
other side when he noticed a man and a woman making
love in the centre
of the highway ?

He blew his airhorn several times as he was bearing down
on them.
Realising that they were not about to get out of his way he
slammed
on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.

Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker
walked to the
front of the cab and looked down at the two, still in the
road and
yelled : " What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't
you hear me
blowing the horn? You could've been killed ! "

The man on the highway, obviously satisfied and not too
concerned,
looked up and said : " Look, I was coming, she was
coming and you
were coming. You were the only one with brakes. "