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A trick how to touch one's balls . . . .
A trick how to touch one's balls . . . .



A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He
spends $ 245,000 and feels really good about the result.
On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a
paper.

Before leaving he says to the sales clerk : " I hope you
don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ? "

" About 35 ", was the reply.

" I'm actually 47 ", the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the
order taker the same question, to which the reply is : "O h,
about 29 ? "

He says : " I am actually 47. "

This makes him feel really good.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the
same question.

She replies : " I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.
But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a
mans age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with
your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact
age. "

As there was no one around, the man thought what the
hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later the old lady says : " OK, you are 47. "

Stunned the man says : " That was brilliant ! ! How did you
do that ? "

The old lady replies : " I was behind you in McDonalds. "
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crazy old lady...
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Practice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect
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sepertinya ane udah pernah baca deh.
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