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Pregnant daughter
Pregnant daughter



A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says : " Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem
? "

The mother says : " It's my daughter Debbie. She keeps
getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most
mornings. "

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns
to the mother and says : " Well, I don't know how to tell
you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months,
would be my guess. "

The mother says : " Pregnant ? ! She can't be, she has
never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie
? "

Debbie says : " No mother ! I've never even kissed a man
! "

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out
it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says : " Is
there something wrong out there doctor ? "

The doctor replies : " No, not really, it's just that the last
time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
and three
wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to
miss it
this time ! "
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gile kocak banget gan......eh paan artinya gan????
Quote:Original Posted By tony2003
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gile kocak banget gan......eh paan artinya gan????


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Anake hamil bro, kata mama nya itu anak cewe nya ga pernah deket ma cowo, ciuman aja ga pernah.

trus di dokter bilang, de e inget terakhir kali matahari terbit dari timur, 3 orang bijak datang. Dia akan menyesal kalau kali ini melewatkan even ini.
(Kisah Yesus gan. Lahir dari perawan Bunda Maria.)


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tulisah agan berantakan gitu,
itu yang bikin ane ngakak gan!
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gak ngerti ane gan emoticon-Ngakak
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keep posting gan emoticon-thumbsup
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Quote:Original Posted By trementes
Anake hamil bro, kata mama nya itu anak cewe nya ga pernah deket ma cowo, ciuman aja ga pernah.

trus di dokter bilang, de e inget terakhir kali matahari terbit dari timur, 3 orang bijak datang. Dia akan menyesal kalau kali ini melewatkan even ini.
(Kisah Yesus gan. Lahir dari perawan Bunda Maria.)


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ooooh...awalnya ane bingung apa hubungannya 3 orang bijak sama anaknya yg hamil...
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Di Translate lah Gan,Ane Ga sekolah,ga ngerti bahasa Belanda...emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
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btw artinya apa ya?
karena diforum jokes jadi ane numpang ketawa aja ya
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