A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be
her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and
afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her
side of the conversation . . .
(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
" Hello ? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really ?
That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds
terrific. Great ! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye. "
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks : " Who
was that ? "
" Oh " she replies, " That was my husband telling me all
about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip
with you. "