This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
decides to show her husband that blondes really are
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she
to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks
her if she is
OK. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to
him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted
to do it by
painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat
She replies that she was reading the directions the paint
they said : " for best results, put on two coats. "