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Tes Sperma
Seorang kakek berumur 75 tahun dateng ke dokter untuk menghitung jumlah spermanya. Lalu si dokter ngasih botol kecil sambil bilang "Bawa botol ini kerumah, besok kembali lagi sambil bawa contoh spermanya ya kek".

Keesokan harinya si kakek balik lagi ke tempat praktek sang dokter sambil ngasih botolnya. Si dokter heran ngeliat botolnya yg masih bersih dan kosong, ditanyalah sang kakek "kenapa kek kok kosong?"

Si kakek menjelaskan "Ya mau gimana lagi dok, saya udah coba pake tangan kanan saya, tangan kiri saya tapi tetep susah, lalu saya minta bantuan istri saya, istri saya coba pake tangannya terus pake pake mulutnya tetep susah juga, bahkan saya manggil tetangga saya yang masih ABG tapi tetep susah"

Si dokter kaget "kakek manggil tetangga kakek yg masih ABG ???"
Si kakek menjawab "Iya dok tapi tetep sekeras apapun kami mencobanya, kami gk bisa membuka tutup botolnya, jadi ya masih kosong dok"

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