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Best divorce letter ever
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
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Dear Husband,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your sports. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Wife

P.S.
Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my sports so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a man!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S.
I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem

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Best divorce letter ever

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ga paham ama bahasanya Best divorce letter ever
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indonesia gak ada gan emoticon-Big Grin
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lucu juga for EX - Wife makan tuh Carla ehheee
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mayan gan..
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Best divorce letter ever
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gak abis pikir ane gan

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bahasa indonesia gk ada gan ?
ane gk terlalu bisa bahasa inggirs emoticon-Big Grin
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