Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. - Unknown
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). - Unknown
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. -- Earl of Chesterfield - codehappy
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain. - Unknown
THE STORY OF CREATION or THE MYTH OF URK -- In the beginning there was data. The data was without form and null, and darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of IBM was moving over the face of the market. And DEC said, "Let there be registers"; and there were register
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. - Unknown
What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you. -- Robert Frost - codehappy
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized. - Unknown
Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and was happy. After a long day...
