Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are
flying to a
super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the
plane
announces :

" We have just lost power to the engines and are going to
make an
emergency crash landing - assume the brace position
immediately ! "

Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst.
Claudia
pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face.

Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask : " What in the hell are
you doing fixing your make-up-when we are about to
fricking crash ! "

Claudia responds : " I know for a fact the rescue workers
will search
for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking
faces - which is why I am putting on my make-up. "

Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two
beautiful mounds of
flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.

Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout : " Rachel
have you lost your senses ? ? Why are you baring your
breasts for everyone to see when we are about to die ! "

Rachel responds : " I have it on good authority in plane
crashes, the
rescue workers look to save first the women with big
beautiful
breasts - which is why I am exposing my boobs ! "

Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and
panties to
expose her love triangle.

Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell : " Naomi - Are you
crazy ? ? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone
to see ? ? "

Calmly, Naomi responds : " BITCH PLEASE ! I know for a
fact the first
thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a
black box ! ! "