Your Mama's so fat that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class!

Your Mama's so fat not even Dora could explore her

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.

Yo' Mama is so fat, after she and yo' daddy are through having sex, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she bent over, a couch and three chairs came out.

Yo' Mama is so fat, after God said, "Let there be light," he had to push her fat ass over to make it happen.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her dildos from NASA.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she fills the bathtub before she even turns on the water.

Yo' Mama is so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she pass over in front of the tv, i miss 3 episodes!!