Mimin en Momod, ane bukan bermaksud porno lho...
Cuma sharing aja,
Barusan ane nemu artikel soal "20 Alasan Kenapa Seks Itu Sehat"
Nah, ane cuman manggut-manggut aja sampe ane baca bagian "Sex Metabolism"
yang isinya:
Spoiler for isinya:
If this helps, here is a guide on your sex metabolism:
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories_ (karena saking susahnya jadi lebih banyak bakar kalori)
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy StylS E N S O R.......................... 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories
(berharap ada gaya "Gangnam Style" atawa "Harlem Shake")
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
FakS E N S O R................................ 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.......................................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately....................................... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending _ (mungkin banyak yang mati kali!)
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Kalo diartikan ke Bahasa Indonesia
Spoiler for indonesia:
Ini adalah kalori yang terbakar selama melakukan sex:
BUKA BEHA ALIAS KUTANG:
Pake tangan dua............................ 8 Calories
Pake tangan satu.......................... 22 Calories
Pake gigi...................................... 85 Calories
PAKE KONDOM:
Pas si "Otong" lagi berdiri....................... 6 Calories
Pas si "Otong" lagi malezz.................... 315 Calories_ (karena saking susahnya jadi lebih banyak bakar kalori)
RONDE PERTAMA SELESAI:
Tiduran sambil meluk si "doi"............................... 18 Calories
Buru-buru pergi................................................... 36 Calories
Ngasih alasan ke "doi" kenapa buru-buru pergi......816 Calories
SI OTONG BERDIRI LAGI BUAT RONDE KEDUA:
berdasarkan umur:
20-29 tahun............................ 36 Calories
30-39 tahun............................ 80 Calories
40-49 tahun............................ 124 Calories
50-59 tahun............................ 972 Calories
60-69 tahun............................ 2916 Calories
70 ke atas......................... belum dapat dipastikan _ (mungkin banyak yang mati kali!)
SEMUA RONDE SELESAI:
Tenang aja....................................... 32 Calories
Buru-buru make baju......................... 98 Calories
Jika babenye si "doi" ngetok pintu... 1218 Calories
Jika isteri agan ngetok pintu............ 3521 Calories
Sumpah ane ngakak
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