Bule: "What is your last name?"

Orang Indonesia: "I'm sorry."

Bule: "You don't have to sorry.. And what is your first name?"

Orang Indonesia: "You don't know."

Bule: "Off course I don't know, that's why I ask you... And your middle name?"

Orang Indonesia: "Funny..."

Akhirnya bulenya marah dan menutup telepon.

Orang Indonesia-nya kebingungan, sambil memandangi nama di KTP-nya sendiri: "Yudono Fani Amsori"

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