An old man and woman were married for years even
though they hated each other. When they had a
confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep
into the night. A constant statement was heard by the
neighbours who feared the man the most.

" When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ! "

They believed he practised black magic and was
responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds
at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it
garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the
funeral had a
closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to
the local bar and began to party as if there was no
tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while
her neighbours approached in a group to ask these
questions : Are you not afraid ? Concerned ? Worried ?
That this man who practised black magic and stated when
he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the restof your life ?

The wife put down her drink and said . . . " let the old
bastard dig. I had him buried upside down. "