Mr. Knott was a teacher. He taught in a big school in
London.He lived a long way from the school, so he was
usually quite tired when he got home. At nine o'clock one
evening, when he was in bed, the telephone bell rang in
the hall of his small house, so he went downstairs, picked
up the telephone and said, "This is Whitebridge 3165,
Who speaking, pleace?"
"Watt,'a man answered."
"What your name, Please? said Mr. Knott"
"Watt's my name, was the answer"
"yes, I asked you that. What's your name? Mr. Knott said
again"
"I told you, Watt's my name, said the other man.Are you
Jack Smith?"
"No,I'm Knott, answered Mr. Knott."
"Will you give me your name, please? said Mr.Watt"
"Will Knott, answered Mr. Knott"
Both Mr. Watt and Mr. Knott put their telephones down
angrily and thought, that was a rude, "stupid man!!!"