A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive
woman in it.

He turns around to push the button for his floor and his
elbow bumps right into her breast.

He says : " Oh, I'm so sorry. If your
heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to for
give me. "

She looks at him a few seconds and says : " That's all
right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
204. "