LeLucon ora LuCu maRai GuYu!!!
Pas sore ono bapak lagi jagongan mbi anak'S E N S O R
Pak Kacong : "LS E N S O R Edi.. Tulung pak'e tukokno minuman sing anyes ning warung yo.."
Edi : "coca-cola opo seprit,pak?"
Pak Kacong : "Coca-cola waS E N S O R"
Edi : "Sing kalengan opo botolan ?"
Pak Kacong : "Botolan.."
Edi : "Sing botol gede opo sing cilik?"
Pak Kacong : "Ooo cah Asuui !! Wis tukokno banyu wae!!"
Edi : "Aqua opo ba...
nyu biasa ?"
Pak Kacong : "AQUA, cuk!!!!"
Edi : "Panas opo sing anyep?"
Pak Kacong :" SAPU NDI SAPU,TAK GEPUK'E NDASE BOCAH KI..??!!!"
Edi : "Sapu biting opo sapu duk??"
Pak Kacong : "Oalaahhh...Kew an tenan kowe ki pancen'e!!"
Edi : "Wedus opo Kebo?"
Pak Kacong : "WEDUUSSS,Goblo kk!!!"
Edi : "Wedus Cempe opo Bandot??"
Pak Kacong : "Setan kowe!!!!"
Edi : "pocongkan opo Gendruwo?"
Pak Kacong: "Mbuh lah, kono minggat waelah!!"
Edi: "Saiki opo sesuk?"
Pak Kacong: "Saiki, dobol!!"
Edi: "Bapak melu opo ora??"
Pak Kacong : "Asli..suwe2 Tak pateni temenan bocah iki !!"
Edi : "Ditusuk nganggo peso apa ditembak nganggo pistul??"
Pak Kacong :"Tak tembak !!!"
Edi : "Ndase opo wetenge??"
*Pak Kacong sekarat kejet2 langsung struk stadium pitulas*