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pda swatu hari disbuah psar terdapat seorang pnjual jajanan yang gagap, tak lama kemudian datang seorang pmbeli.
trjadilah perbincangan.....
penjual: mama...........ma....(blom slese ngmong uda lngsun dptong ma tuh pmbeli)
pembeli: saya bkan mama bu, tp sya amal. panggil mal aja bu...
penjual: yaa yaa uda mamamau bli aaaapa?![Mad (S) emoticon-Mad (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/mads.gif)
(dengan nda kesel krena uda kptong ngomongnya)
pembeli: tempe gorneng 2, pisang goreng 3, onde onde 2.
penjual: lili........li...(kpotong lgi dah sama tuh pmbeli. pdhal mau bilang 5ribu.)
pembeli: uda dibilang nma saya amal. bukan lili.
penjual: jaja......ja(kpotong lgi, dikira mw ngmong "jajan lg mas" sma pmbeli. pdhal mw ngmong jangan diptong klo orang lg ngmong.)
pembeli: brpa buk?(dngan kesel krena mrasa penjualnya diajak ngmong gk nyambung)
pejual:
dg kesel dan suara keras) MAMAMA MALing.......blom slesai ngmong sipembeli uda kabur krena takut dkatain maling. dan sipenjualpun makin keras bilang MAMAMA MALing.....MAMAMA ......MALing.......MAMAMA MALing............. pdahal si penjual mw bilang mal inget jangan motong pembicaraan orang)
akhirnya sipembeli dikejer sama orang2 n jadi di![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
dah ....
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
maf klo garing gan, ane jangan di![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
: ato di ![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
ya. biarin si pembelinya aja yg d![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
gan...
trjadilah perbincangan.....
penjual: mama...........ma....(blom slese ngmong uda lngsun dptong ma tuh pmbeli)
pembeli: saya bkan mama bu, tp sya amal. panggil mal aja bu...
penjual: yaa yaa uda mamamau bli aaaapa?
![Mad (S) emoticon-Mad (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/mads.gif)
![Mad (S) emoticon-Mad (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/mads.gif)
pembeli: tempe gorneng 2, pisang goreng 3, onde onde 2.
penjual: lili........li...(kpotong lgi dah sama tuh pmbeli. pdhal mau bilang 5ribu.)
pembeli: uda dibilang nma saya amal. bukan lili.
penjual: jaja......ja(kpotong lgi, dikira mw ngmong "jajan lg mas" sma pmbeli. pdhal mw ngmong jangan diptong klo orang lg ngmong.)
pembeli: brpa buk?(dngan kesel krena mrasa penjualnya diajak ngmong gk nyambung)
pejual:
![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
akhirnya sipembeli dikejer sama orang2 n jadi di
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fbejiqljqkd1.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
![Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/smilies_fb5ohtyfyn16.gif)
maf klo garing gan, ane jangan di
![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
![Bata (S) emoticon-Bata (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/batas.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
![Hammer (S) emoticon-Hammer (S)](https://s.kaskus.id/images/smilies/hammers.gif)
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