Fine, whatever. So it's a magic cube with godlike power, what will you do now that you are capable of anything? I'm going to make laser guns! Pew pew pew!
Well, then, you know, that's your own loss, okay? I'm not going to take the time to explain it, it's a cube, it does super-powerful magic, just deal with it
I'm sorry, the what power? Are we in a Comparative Religion 101 class now or something? You didn't see Thor, did you?
Am I tied to this chair so that I can't strike a self-aware, sexy pose every four seconds? Because it won't work Did you just punch me with your hair?
Nah Oookay... hey, how's it going with that international terrorist you're fighting? You need any help with that? From maybe me, or S.H.I.E.L.D., or Hulk, or...
Great! Give me your password to one of Guy Pearce’s satellites Of course! My password is @#$%YOUTERENCEHOWARD Now, is there anything you’d like to tell me about Guy Pearce while we’re on the phone together? Say, that he's super evil and I should get out of this corrupted death-trap armor
Hey Don. Your star-spangled Iron Man armor uses Guy Pearce’s technology, right? And you’re wearing it now, correct? Yep, and yep!
Ah ha! Mercenaries are being turned into super-soldiers who are also living time bombs! What a surprise!
Well it turns out we can have CGI armor mishaps and romantic squabbles without even leaving the house Fine! If you refuse to go outside and engage the plot, I’ll just have to go do it myself!
Jon. You’re not directing this one No, seriously There’s a terrorist blowing up Americans all over the world! Isn’t that exactly the kind of thing that “Iron Man” is supposed to care about? And in the first movie, actually DID care about?
The guy with the magical rings? No way, Jon Favreau wants to keep these movies grounded in reality The same Jon Favreau whose movie features a scene after the credits in which an eyepatch-wearing superspy in charge of a secret government organization of superheroes discovers the magical hammer of
Sam Rockwell Tech, eh? Yeah, it was And so are the fifty guns I've got attached to my suit that are working fine and helped us fight an army of robots ten seconds ago