Look you, if you take the matter otherwise than is meant, Captain Macmorris, peradventure I shall think you do not use me with that affability as in discretion you ought to use me, look you: being as good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of war, and in the derivation of my birth, and in
Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under your correction, there is not many of your nation-- Of my nation! What ish my nation? Ish a villain, and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal. What ish my nation? Who talks of my nation?
It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save me: the day is hot, and the weather, and the wars, and the king, and the dukes: it is no time to discourse. The town is beseeched, and the trumpet call us to the breach; and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing: 'tis shame for us all: so God sa' me, 'tis s
How now, Captain Macmorris! have you quit the mines? have the pioneers given o'er? By Chrish, la! tish ill done: the work ish give over, the trompet sound the retreat. By my hand, I swear, and my father's soul, the work ish ill done; it ish give over: I would have blowed up the town, so Chrish
Look at this pitchfork thing I got from Danny! Argh! A pitchfork! You could poke an eye out with that thing! MY EYE in fact! Even though I am bigger and stronger than you and have called in my entire Cyclops family for backup, we surrender!
Would you please stop reminding daddy about how he tried to Casey Anthony you? Remember my girlfriend from the last movie? The one who died and who you brought back to life? Well she died again so I was thinking maybe you could--
Nah, that’s not it. I need you to help save me and the other Gods But the Gods killed my foster parents! And you sent a giant shitty CGI monster to kill me!
Chris, you have endangered all of Asgard Your father wants to see you, report to his overacting station immediately
I can't believe it's really getting made. Do you think we're going to actually pull this off? I don't know, let's look Doubtful
Thanks for hooking me up with a date tonight, Sebastian But the truth is, if there's one thing I love more than an awkward %$#@ with my best pal and two random girls, it's the United States of @#$%& You're going to head over to the Army recruitment tent, aren't you? I can't say I blame you,
Wait, did we get a Michael Bay script by accident? Is there an asteroid headed for Earth? Nah, that's just writer/director Joss Whedon dialogue Funny when it's trying to be funny, hilarious when it's trying to be serious
I just got off the phone with the president, care to tell me how I should explain to him that our top secret military thing-that-we-found turned itself on all by itself, itself!?
Oh, by the way, I turned all 41 other Iron Man suits into autonomous drones and they’re on their way What?! You just now thought of that? You could have done that at any time! Like right after you issued the challenge to Ben Kingsley! Or the second you arrived in Tennessee! Or when yo
Pfft. Are you kidding? They’re filled with TV actors now. We’re big movie stars Good point. I guess we should call the President, at least
