Watching Entertainment News My girlfriend drop this "Kok gak ada berita pernikahan anak presiden ya." In my deepest heart I said "Akhirnya ngeliat Aubry Beer juga."
Masih dalam moment Yang-ditiru-siapa-yang-harusnya-marah-siapa-yang-karakternya-disalahin-siapa. Ganti temen aja napa. Ini alarm, postingan selanjutnya bakal balik kayak halaman belakang lagi.
*karena seringnya dapet abusive, terus orientasi seks berubah, lalu klaim diri sendiri bipolar. Karena terlalu sayang pacarnya (?) Endingnya diputusin juga. Apa apesnya ? Orientasi seks jadi bdsm, gampang senewen, dan banyak pemikiran yang berubah. Duh, romantis itu emang dikhususkan buat pasan
Aku punya banyak pertanyaan, yang sering larut dalam pembicaraan. Seperti "Kenapa cewek pake lipstik tebel banget." Ending pembicaraanya pasti. "Cowok yang buang banyak uang buat pacar itu biasanya cuman kedok, mungkin abusive. Beda sama yang pay respect." Ya emang si. Btw b
Jam 2 pagi Saat yang tepat buat ngobrol, nonton film drama, sambil makan sosis. Lebih 15 menit, pacar pasti ketiduran, mindahin ke tempat tidur, terus lanjut dota. Quality time drama cuman kedok. Gak tau kenapa dia sering bangun jam segitu, jam dimana lagi nulis naskah. Dan sekarang, aku keteru
"Orang bilang kebahagiaan harus dibagi, pas diposting malah dikira pamer." Irony "Lalu orang yang mau share tadi klaim kalau mereka introvert." Funny What's next ?
"Orang keren dengernya Florence + The Machines" Told ya Wait Something wrong Judgemental & Superior But whatever rock you boat lah. Florence Welch always win.
Hanging out with friends "Guys, Chelsea islan sama Tatjana Saphira. Milih mana ?" Mereka berdebat panjang lebar. Ada yang jobnya anak agensi, punya brand clothing, animator, dan yang paling muda aku, cuman pengamen rangkap penulis artikel musik. Mereka sibuk berdelusi, lalu aku drop th
If My girlfriend try to pick me line She drop this "Kalau kita sekamar, aku pasti kunciin kamu dari luar. Ya biar kamu cuman ada buat aku aja." Very daunting. But I love her. How ?
It's not cool to consider yourself bipolar just because you're depressed about your wrong decision a years ago. Do you think bipolar is a positive status you must have to be cool enough ? Eh
If you love A series of unfortunate events, you'd like me on real life. I have a lot of comeback stories and you will orgasm twice since you take a seat, and move your hips to go home. Just to make it sure, it's because of story and not me.
"If you good at something never do it as for free." Criminals says that And everyone think it's a motivational post. Hahaha I thought my joke was bad Eh ?
I remember my first testimonial : "Teh sama donatnya biasa aja, tapi saya dapat teman baru dicafe ini." Looks, how a coffee shop or warung-kopi-tepi-jalan concept works. There is no place for selfie, just share about moment and start writing story after. That's why my coffee shop had a ...
For everyone who hates accoustic. There is no choice for your wedding party backsound Dangdut pantura or accoustic songs. Choose wisely Just a lil bit reminder. If u choose dangdut pantura Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, J-Lo, Spears, and many more it's on the list.
"Dohhhh" My common reaction when someone shows me how to wrote a moment in a script post, with all fault they just made, capital, or context to understand.
I hate outfit-of-the-day post Ya! Because I swear for my entire life I'll use grey t-shirt for a long life time. Expect in wedding, my wedding. And that's event do not match with outfit-of-the-day moment. Ergh.
Real life guide : You're right until someone prove it you're wrong. You can say anything, but take your risk in your lips too. And for the last guide on the chart Never judge people by daily basis, that's not the character works.
