What?! You just now thought of that? You could have done that at any time! Like right after you issued the challenge to Ben Kingsley! Or the second you arrived in Tennessee! Or when you drove to Miami to single-handedly attack the bad guys with a homemade stun gun! I never really even h
Now I'm going to make it look like Ben Kingsley killed you, even though I should be fully aware that Kingsley's cover has been blown. Bwahaha! Oh, by the way, I turned all 41 other Iron Man suits into autonomous drones and they’re on their way
Har, now I’ll shove the president in the Iron Patriot suit, but I’ll still be in control of it somehow! Even after it leaves and I'm busy fighting Iron Downey! Well, that's the end of HIM! No amount of super-soldier formula could ever repair a gaping hole in the center of your chest, and pl
Good point. I guess we should call the President, at least Oops, I misdialed and got Vice President Miguel Ferrer instead I’m sure that’s good enough
We’re definitely calling in S.H.I.E.L.D. now, right? Pfft. Are you kidding? They’re filled with TV actors now. We’re big movie stars
Well, how about if I inject Gwyneth with the super-soldier serum, which I can't imagine biting me in the ass later on! NOW will you cross over? Let's see So far you've killed a bad guy and given a good guy super-powers I figure if I just stall for time, you'll eventually form the Defenders an
So what do you say, Robert? Wanna play for the other team? Dude! I already said I’m not going to have $%# with you!
Yeah. For some reason, we thought it was a good idea to put an aging, actor in an Iron Man movie Eeeeeeee ... :bingungs
Whoa, dude. Got any @#$%? Home-&%$# if you have it What a twist! You’re no mastermind after all, just a washed-up theatre hack!
Hey, you know what’s easier than making your own taser? Buying one Whatever. If I was gonna do that, I might as well just buy a gun
Okay, fifth time’s the charm! I think my super genius brain FINALLY understands Guy’s evil plan Now I can go stop him, but first I should make a quick stop at Home Depot to MacGuyver myself some homemade tasers and joy buzzers and stuff
Oookay... hey, how's it going with that international terrorist you're fighting? You need any help with that? From maybe me, or S.H.I.E.L.D., or Hulk, or... I'm good
Of course! My password is @#$%YOUTERENCEHOWARD Now, is there anything you’d like to tell me about Guy Pearce while we’re on the phone together? Say, that he's super evil and I should get out of this corrupted death-trap armor right the %$# now? Nah
Hey Don. Your star-spangled Iron Man armor uses Guy Pearce’s technology, right? And you’re wearing it now, correct?
Any ideas what I should do when the super-soldiers heal and wake up even angrier than before? I dunno, maybe you could try stealing THEIR movies, you little @#$%