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The List of 30 Silly One Liner Cat Jokes For Kids

Source: jokes for kids
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meowntain
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Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!
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Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
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Q: What do you call a flying cat?
A: I'm-paws-sible.
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Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!
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Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
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Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
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Q: Who are cats going to vote for in November?
A: Hillary Kitten.
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Q: Why shouldn't you kidnap the kitten, Keanu?
A: Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
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Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
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Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet
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Q: What do tigers wear in bed?
A: Stripey pyjamas!
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Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.
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Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.
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Q: How do you get a wet pussy?
A: Put it in the shower.
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Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
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Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
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Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
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Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?
A: You got to be kitten me.
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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrple!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A: A peeping tom.
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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
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Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
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Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!
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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
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Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten.
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