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Adam and Eve
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
“So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body “more symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
“That is a fair point" replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the
Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve how is my favourite creation?”
"Just fantastic", she replied, “but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so [url=http://www.davistar.com.vn/home/html/khuonmau.html‎]alone.”[/url]
God thought for a moment and said, "You know Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you….
..Now let's see.....where did I put the useless tit?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?




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Quote:Quote:God thought for a moment and said, "You know Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you….
..Now let's see.....where did I put the useless tit?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?


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Quote:Original Posted By vongdown
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
“So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body “more symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
“That is a fair point" replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the
Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve how is my favourite creation?”
"Just fantastic", she replied, “but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so [url=http://www.davistar.com.vn/home/html/khuonmau.html‎]alone.”[/url]
God thought for a moment and said, "You know Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you….
..Now let's see.....where did I put the useless tit?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?







Setelah tiga minggu di Taman Eden , Tuhan datang untuk mengunjungi Hawa .
" Jadi , bagaimana segala sesuatu yang terjadi ? " Tanya Allah .
" Ini semua begitu indah Tuhan , , " jawabnya . " Matahari terbit dan matahari terbenam yang menakjubkan , aroma/bau , pemandangan , semuanya indah , tapi aku punya satu masalah.
pay*dara ini yang telah Engkau berikan padaku . Yang tengah mendorong dua lainnya dan saya terus-menerus mengetuk mereka dengan tangan saya , menangkap mereka di cabang dan tersangkut di semak-semak mereka .
mereka benar-benar menyakitkan , "kata Eve .
Eve melanjutkan untuk memberitahu Tuhan bahwa karena banyak bagian lain dari tubuhnya datang berpasangan , seperti kaki , mata , telinga , dll, ia merasa bahwa hanya memiliki dua pay*dara mungkin membuat tubuhnya " lebih simetris seimbang , " begitu katanya .
" Itu adalah titik yang adil " jawab Tuhan , " tapi itu langkah pertama saya di bagian ini, kamu tahu . Aku memberikan hewan enam pay*dara , jadi saya pikir bahwa kamu hanya membutuhkan setengah dari mereka , tapi saya melihatnya mungkin kamu benar . Aku akan memperbaikinya segera. "
Dan Tuhan mencabut, menghapus pay*dara tengah dan melemparkannya ke dalam semak-semak .

Tiga minggu berlalu dan Allah sekali lagi mengunjungi Hawa di
Taman Eden. " lalu , bagaimana kreasi favorit ciptaan saya? Eve "
" Hanya fantastis" , dia menjawab , " tetapi untuk satu pengawasan pada bagian Anda . Anda lihat , semua hewan yang berpasangan . Domba betina memiliki seekor domba jantan dan sapi memiliki banteng nya . Semua binatang memiliki pasangan kecuali aku . Aku merasa begitu sendirian . "
Tuhan berpikir sejenak dan berkata , " Kau tahu Eve , Anda benar . Bagaimana aku bisa mengabaikan ini? kamu membutuhkan pasangan dan saya akan segera membuat seorang pria dari bagian dari kamu ....
.. Sekarang mari kita lihat ..... dimana saya menempatkan tit yang kuarng berguna ? "
Sekarang tidak lebih masuk akal daripada hal tentang tulang rusuk

Google translate aja gan :3
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Quote:Original Posted By aquinoses


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Ampe NGE-gelinding pala ane gan...baca nih jokes
Adam and Eve
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There is no laugh at all as a point of funny. Pitiful trying. Maybe you should get a private lesson from someone who better in making people laugh, newbie. You're looked so desperate to choose this story as a jokes or put it on jokes' forum. emoticon-Ngakak

Adam and Eve
Quote:Original Posted By kander91
Setelah tiga minggu di Taman Eden , Tuhan datang untuk mengunjungi Hawa .
" Jadi , bagaimana segala sesuatu yang terjadi ? " Tanya Allah .
" Ini semua begitu indah Tuhan , , " jawabnya . " Matahari terbit dan matahari terbenam yang menakjubkan , aroma/bau , pemandangan , semuanya indah , tapi aku punya satu masalah.
pay*dara ini yang telah Engkau berikan padaku . Yang tengah mendorong dua lainnya dan saya terus-menerus mengetuk mereka dengan tangan saya , menangkap mereka di cabang dan tersangkut di semak-semak mereka .
mereka benar-benar menyakitkan , "kata Eve .
Eve melanjutkan untuk memberitahu Tuhan bahwa karena banyak bagian lain dari tubuhnya datang berpasangan , seperti kaki , mata , telinga , dll, ia merasa bahwa hanya memiliki dua pay*dara mungkin membuat tubuhnya " lebih simetris seimbang , " begitu katanya .
" Itu adalah titik yang adil " jawab Tuhan , " tapi itu langkah pertama saya di bagian ini, kamu tahu . Aku memberikan hewan enam pay*dara , jadi saya pikir bahwa kamu hanya membutuhkan setengah dari mereka , tapi saya melihatnya mungkin kamu benar . Aku akan memperbaikinya segera. "
Dan Tuhan mencabut, menghapus pay*dara tengah dan melemparkannya ke dalam semak-semak .

Tiga minggu berlalu dan Allah sekali lagi mengunjungi Hawa di
Taman Eden. " lalu , bagaimana kreasi favorit ciptaan saya? Eve "
" Hanya fantastis" , dia menjawab , " tetapi untuk satu pengawasan pada bagian Anda . Anda lihat , semua hewan yang berpasangan . Domba betina memiliki seekor domba jantan dan sapi memiliki banteng nya . Semua binatang memiliki pasangan kecuali aku . Aku merasa begitu sendirian . "
Tuhan berpikir sejenak dan berkata , " Kau tahu Eve , Anda benar . Bagaimana aku bisa mengabaikan ini? kamu membutuhkan pasangan dan saya akan segera membuat seorang pria dari bagian dari kamu ....
.. Sekarang mari kita lihat ..... dimana saya menempatkan tit yang kuarng berguna ? "
Sekarang tidak lebih masuk akal daripada hal tentang tulang rusuk

Google translate aja gan :3


Hahaha.. Jadi pelajaran basa inggris. Yg ane bold tu harusnya, "sekarang, bukankah lebih masuk akal daripada perihal ttg tulang rusuk?". Koreksi aja gan. Karena itu penekanan dari cerita gaje newbie yg niat mau ngelucu tapi gatot ini, gan. emoticon-Ngakak