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MAN RULES!!! WANITA WAJIB BACA!!!!
MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE


THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!


1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!
ga ada translatenya nih om ? emoticon-Thinking
translate pliss
Nyimak dulu emoticon-Malu (S)
yeah....emoticon-Ngakak

emoticon-I Love Kaskus (S)
gak jaman ngerti'in wanita,sekali-kali gantianemoticon-Big Grin
"woman" must read it clearly with her heart. This is an equivalent with their rules
yang versi Bahasa Indonesia gak ada ya gan emoticon-Bingung
Quote:Original Posted By FibyMelodic
ga ada translatenya nih om ? emoticon-Thinking


Quote:Original Posted By djuragancendol
translate pliss


Quote:Original Posted By arman69
yang versi Bahasa Indonesia gak ada ya gan emoticon-Bingung


males translatenya.. lebih seru baca inggrisnya...
bahasa indonesiain dong gan..
males ngartiinnya nih... emoticon-Sorry


mampir kemari gan..
[CENTER]Keren" Nih Gan Uang 1000 dari berbagai Negara[/CENTER]
[CENTER]Posting thread bahasa inggris di forum indonesia adalah sesuatu yang salah.[CENTER]
fuck yeah ! emoticon-Ngakak
ik bro.. you totally right.. can't agree more..
and I agree.. round is a shape too.. emoticon-Ngakak
Ane KUTIP dikit dari komentar TS

males translatenya.. lebih seru baca inggrisnya...

Its oke man, kalau anda menuliskannya dengan benar, ingat ini indonesia bukan amerika, banyak para kaskuser yang mengandalkan Translite lewat google. Bagaimana kami bisa membacanya jika tulisan yang anda tulis saja TIDAK bisa dibaca oleh si RAKSASA GOOGLE.

TAMPAN, PINTAR, tapi OON
coba dibuat trid yg lebih rapi & kalo bisa ada dalam bahasa indonya pati lebih menarik gan trid nya emoticon-Cape d... (S)
kalo ditranslate jadi kurang greget gan emoticon-Metal
makanya belajar.. emoticon-Peace


MAN RULES!!! WANITA WAJIB BACA!!!!
-System Nvlled :rose:-
wah bahasa bule gan, translate dong gan

nitip lapak gan

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yaaaah coba pake bahasa jawa gan MAN RULES!!! WANITA WAJIB BACA!!!!
Yang udah terbaca sama ane

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
artinya : Laki laki bukan Pengendara Pikiran...emoticon-Bingung (S)

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