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Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]
Halo gan,


ane mau sharing quotes – quotes terkenal seputar dunia komputer. Mungkin orang – orang IT lebih paham quotes ini. emoticon-Big Grin gk tertutup buat agan yang deket sama dunia IT juga.

Beberapa quotes mungkin bisa menginspirasi, beberapa quotes mungkin terdengar lucu (buat orang IT) emoticon-Big Grin


langsung aja ya gan


“Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.”
(Pablo Picasso)

HARDWARE

“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”
(Jeff Pesis) 


SOFTWARE

“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means.  It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.”
(Dennie van Tassel) 


“Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.”
(Brian Kernigan) 


“The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.” 
(Grady Booch)
   


PROGRAMMER

“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.  So far the Universe is winning.”
(Rich Cook) 


“The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.”
(Seymour Cray) 


“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless.  And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things.  They are, in short, a perfect match.”
(Bill Bryson)



PROGRAMMING
“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right.  If everything did, you’d be out of a job.” 
(Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)


“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson) 


PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES
“Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?”
(Richard A. O’Keefe)


“Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.”
(Bob Gray)


“In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.”
(Bjarne Stroustrup)


“Java is, in many ways, C++–.”
(Michael Feldman)

“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.”
(Robert Sewell) 

“You can’t have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families.”
(Jim McCarthy)


“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”
(Edsger W. Dijkstra) 



“If McDonalds were run like a software company, one out of every hundred Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ “
(Mark Minasi) 



hehehe sekian dulu agan.. semoga terhibur atau terinspirasi.

Di comment and di rate ya.. timpuk cendol juga boleh emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)


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Quotes menarik di dunia komputer [orang IT masuk]
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nice inpo gun

ninggalin jejak dolo
boleh boleh gan
“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
(Bill Bryson)


yang ini kocak gan emoticon-Big Grin
wah boleh nih gan
bookmark dulu gan,kata-katanya menarik gan emoticon-Big Grin
Quote:Original Posted By berkahilahi2013
bookmark dulu gan,kata-katanya menarik gan emoticon-Big Grin


mari gan emoticon-I Love Indonesia (S)
bisa juga nih quote gan emoticon-Ngakak (S)
info mantap gan. ijin save yak..
ijin nyimak gan.. :
Quote:Original Posted By toekang.keboen
info mantap gan. ijin save yak..


mari gan
njiiirrr yang ini keren
Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job
emoticon-Cool
wah keren keren gan
walau saya bukan orang IT emoticon-Embarrassment
Btw, gambar SPG yang di kursus programmingnya cantik gan emoticon-Angel
kereeeen....
Quote:Original Posted By KsatriaGitar
Btw, gambar SPG yang di kursus programmingnya cantik gan emoticon-Angel


wahahaha gt gan
spg nya mantap gan
Quote:Original Posted By brian18
spg nya mantap gan


wakakaak sama kyk komeng yg di atas gan emoticon-Big Grin
kata2 nya ngena bgt gan apalagi yg progrmmer emoticon-Big Grin