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And Just What Were You Thinkin' ????
And Just What Were You Thinkin' ????

I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and
it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly
and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then
I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on
it. I was really loving it.

Now I ride on escalators all the time.

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And Just What Were You Thinkin' ????



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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It
was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice... I found I
couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I
began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my
mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.

I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookie.

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And Just What Were You Thinkin' ????



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I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There
seemed to be more and more of it. I moved it towards my
lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put it in
my mouth and moved it around and around with my
tongue. The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it
out.

It was quite an experience the 1st time I tasted toothpaste.

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They were both round and firm. There was only the
slightest difference between the two d it hard. I used my
other hand to grab the other one and twist it hard the other
way.

Now there's a brighter light bulb in the livingroom.

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And Just What Were You Thinkin' ????



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It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of
thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I
was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end
was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of
the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

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I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know
if I could do it. I called my friend. He said he knew how to
do it and would teach me. He put his arms around me and
started. I watched nervously in the mirror. He finally
finished and pulled back slowly. I felt relieved that it was
over.
I hate neckties.

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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't
sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it
apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how
great it would be if I just started eating it.

But I decided on catsup for my burger.

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They were two of the biggest balls I had ever seen! They
hung so heavy and low. I tried lifting them gently, but that
wasn't
enough. They had to be pulled, and I pulled on them very
hard. They finally came.

I moved them to a higher spot on the Christmas tree.

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And Just What Were You Thinkin' ????


Cuakaka bisa gitu yee gan asli bikin ane ngakak, nice joke gan, atas kelawakannya ane bantu


Spoiler for BTW:



LANJUTGAAAN!!!
ane liat gambarnye aje gan
: dah bolak balik baca trit ini
gokil gan,
mantab
lucu



kasi:gan.
hahahaa... lumayan mnghibur
jadi mules mules kebanyakan ngakak
bruakaka
lucu banget sampe sebegitunya yak
wkkwkw..bkin ngakak aj ente gan.ahha
wkwkwkwkwkwks.. gokil banget tuh.
bah, gila ente gan.. sumpah ngakak parah ane

ane bantu
wkwkwkwk ngakak ane bacanya gan
dirty thinking maybe ?
sadis gan wah...
yg baca bisa kna jebak
joke ente super sekali gan
LUCU GAN BENERAN ANE BACA BERKALI KALI TETEP LUCU
joke jadul gan keep posting aja laahh Buat Agan TS
bingung maksutnya ap???
untung ada gambarnya kalau ga . udah puyeng dah baca nya hahaha