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Cool MALAYSIA ??? (NGAKAK GAN DI JAMIN)
Selingan ngakak !! NGAKAK GILA!! Alangkah LUCUnya bahasa MALAYSIA

Alasan kuat kenapa bahasa Indonesia terpilih daripada bahasa Malaysia menjadi bahasa resmi ASEAN yg baru saja ditetapkan (perbedaan bahasa indonesia dan Malaysia).

Inilah perbedaan Bahasa Indonesia dngan Bahasa Malaysia
... cekidot :
Indonesia : Kementerian Agama,
Malaysia : Kementerian Tak Berdosa (heloo )

Indonesia : Angkatan Darat,
Malaysia : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (ga asik bgt ya)

Indonesia : Angkatan Udara,
Malaysia : Laskar Angin-Angin (untung ga laskar pelangi atau laskar kentut)

Indonesia : Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
Malaysia : Pasukaaan cerai berai !! (talak aja sekalian)

Indonesia : Merayap
Malaysia : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (apa rasanya ya bersetubuh dengan bumi,?? "̮hϱ³♡hϱ³♡hϱ³♡"̮ )

Indonesia : Rumah sakit bersalin
Malaysia : Hospital korban lelaki (asli NGAKAK tp bener sih )

Indonesia : Belok kiri, belok kanan,
Malaysia : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan (minum bodrex makanya biar ga pusing)

Indonesia : Departemen Pertanian
Malaysia : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuuk mariii ke mabes nyucuk tanam kakakaka )

Indonesia : Gratis bicara 30 menit
Malaysia : Percuma berbual 30 minit (suka2 gue dong ah

Indonesia : Satpam/sekuriti,
Malaysia : Penunggu Maling (ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditungguin ) нªª˘°˘нªнªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘

Indonesia : Tank
Malaysia : Kereta Kebal (loe kira dari banten kale ahh..)

Indonesia : Rumah sakit jiwa
Malaysia : Gubuk gila (udah gubuk, gila lagi.. Kasian banget deh..)

Indonesia : Dokter ahli jiwa
Malaysia : Dokter gila (ada ya yg mw disebut dokter gila ?Wkwkwk..)

Indonesia : Hantu pocongkkk,
Malaysia : Hantu Bungkus (pesen atu dong bang, dibungkus)

Indonesia : Toilet
Malaysia : Bilik Merenung (ampun deh..sekalian Ngopi aja gan..)

Indonesia : Traktor,
Malaysia : Setrika Bumi. (segede apaan yak strikanya?? Wkwkwk

Indonesia : Joystick
Malaysia : Batang senang (maksud loe? batang Happy?)

Indonesia : Tidur siang
Malaysia : Petang telentang (berarti klo tidur malem “gelap tengkurep” )

Indonesia : push up!
Malaysia : perkosa bumi (waaah.nafsu amat,sampe Bumi aja mau di perkosa) . нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘ °˘
PERTAMAX !!!
JIKUZIMA IN HERE
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nice jokes gan
wakakak ngakak ane bacanya gan emoticon-Ngakak (S)
dah sering baca gan, keep posting ajaemoticon-Cool
sering muncul di broadcast bbm ane, tapi tetep emoticon-Ngakak gan
wkwkwkw boleh jg gan,kocak emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
WaH PaRah Lu gan......

Loe emoticon-Blue Repost emoticon-Purple Repost emoticon-Repost emoticon-Blue Repost Dari Ane...
ane emoticon-Ngakak bacanya gan
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laskar hentak2 bumi pusing kanan...
repsol gan udah bayak...
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repost banget gan
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Biar rame thread nya......emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
Maap buru-buru.....emoticon-Cool emoticon-Ngakak Lagi ngejar AKTIFIS KASKUS......emoticon-Cool emoticon-Ngakak
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MALAYSIA ??? (NGAKAK GAN DI JAMIN)
wakakakak! bisa aja nih si agan ane juga ngakak bacanya!
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emang bener tu gan bhsa malay nya ? emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak
ane dah sering baca gan...
numpang ngakak aja lah...
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