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Kontes Ratu Kecantikan
Kontes Ratu Kecantikan

The SETTING :
Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A
Portion.

The FINALIST:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines


Question : Ms. America, how would you describe a
male organ in your country ?

Ms. America : Well, I would say that male organs in
America are like gentlemen.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. America : Because it stands everytime it seesa a
woman........... ( Applause !.....Applause ! )

Question : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like toros in
our very own bullfight.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. Spain : Because it charges everytime it seesan
opening ....... ( Applause!....Applause ! )

Question : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Britain : Male organs in our country are like
Shakespearian actors.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. Britain : Because it cries after every
performance.......... (Applause!.......Applause!)

Question : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are
like thieves.Question : And why do you say that ?

Ms. Iran : Because they always enter through the
back door...... ( Applause!......Applause ! )

Question : Ms. India, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. India : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is
like a abourer.

Question : Why do you say that?

Ms. India : Becuase it works day and night........
(Applause!......Applause!)

Question : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a
male organ in your country ?

Ms. Philippines : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihihi...I can say
dat male organs in our country are like chissmis..

Question : Chismis ? ? ? ?

Ms. Philippines : Ayy ! Sorry... It's ano, ahh kuwan...it
means GOSSIP in our language.

Question : Hmm...Interesting comparison. And why do
you say that ?

Ms. Philippines : Ayy...dyahe ! Hihihihihi ! Kasi...I
mean....because itpasses from mouth to mouth.....
STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!)
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