Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling
very lonely. God asked Adam what was wrong. Adam said
he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God decided he
would give him a companion and it would be a woman.

God told Adam that the woman would cook for him, wash
his clothes, and always agree with every decision he
made.

She would bear his children and never ask him to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She would
not nag him and would always be the first to admit she
was wrong during a disagreement. She would never have
a headache, and would freely give him love and
compassion whenever needed.

Adam asked God what a woman like this would cost him.

God told him, "An arm and a leg."

Adam replied, "what can I get for just a rib?"

(you must have known better, eh ?)