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Kontes Ratu Kecantikan
Kontes Ratu Kecantikan

The SETTING :
Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A
Portion.

The FINALIST:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines


Question : Ms. America, how would you describe a
male organ in your country ?

Ms. America : Well, I would say that male organs in
America are like gentlemen.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. America : Because it stands everytime it seesa a
woman........... ( Applause !.....Applause ! )

Question : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like toros in
our very own bullfight.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. Spain : Because it charges everytime it seesan
opening ....... ( Applause!....Applause ! )

Question : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Britain : Male organs in our country are like
Shakespearian actors.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. Britain : Because it cries after every
performance.......... (Applause!.......Applause!)

Question : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country ?

Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are
like thieves.

Question : And why do you say that ?

Ms. Iran : Because they always enter through the
back door...... ( Applause!......Applause ! )

Question : Ms. India, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. India : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is
like a abourer.

Question : Why do you say that?

Ms. India : Becuase it works day and night........
(Applause!......Applause!)

Question : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a
male organ in your country ?

Ms. Philippines : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihihi...I can say
dat male organs in our country are like chissmis..

Question : Chismis ? ? ? ?

Ms. Philippines : Ayy ! Sorry... It's ano, ahh kuwan...it
means GOSSIP in our language.

Question : Hmm...Interesting comparison. And why do
you say that ?

Ms. Philippines : Ayy...dyahe ! Hihihihihi ! Kasi...I
mean....because itpasses from mouth to mouth.....
STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!)
aduh gan maaf kurang ngerti ane
ts nya pada kemana nih...wooi

ya ude ane terjemahin..ddaah..biar pada ngertiii..


alur ceritanye begini gan,:

dikisahkan ade bagian tanya jawab,
ya..gitu deh..ala kontes kecantikan

pas final dapet daah..6 kontestan

putri kecantikan,: us, spanyol, inggris,iran,india, pilipina


ditanya atu atu ame juri

juri : eh miss amrik,pegi mane gambarannye
(ceritain) tentang organ intim cowok (penis..ups..hehe)
menurut kamu sesuai negare asal (ya iyalah dari sono, ameriki..haha)

miss ameriki :saya katakan itu penis kayak pejantan (gentleman/macho)

sijuri balik nanya : emang kenapa, alasannya miss ..(ehem...ehem)

miss ameriki : karena,...itu selalu berdiri disisi cewe..

**prok prok..(aplaus kayak tepok tangan hehe

--terus ditanya ama kontestan lain , nah ini jawaban mereka

miss spanyol :kayak yg melambai di arena adu banteng...
alasannya : karena acapkali berubah di awal pembuka

**prok prok..

miss inggris : itu organ kayak aktor sakespere..(namanya terkenal tu..)
alasannye : karena abis begituan.. nangis dah ..(sedih..

**prok prok

kalo miss iran : itu maah penis ...ude kayak pencuri... (looh..kog gitu
alasannye : karena selalu masuk 'lewat pintu belakang..' (beuuh..jorok nih..sensor sensor haha

**prok prok

miss india : kalo menurut saaiyaa..itu penis udeh kayak pekerja alias karyawan..alias buruh
alasannye : yaaa..(malu malu)..hmm.. kerjanye siang malem... (kuat banget ya org sono)

**prok prok

miss pilipine: kalo disana ud kayak 'kismis'
jurinya nanya penasaran : apaan tuuuh ?
jawab si miss pilipine :di bahase logat kami itu yaa kayak goosiiip...hehe



juri : hmm boleh juge alasannye ?

miss pilipine :hihihii..soalnye dari mulut ke mulut

---prok prok..tepukan keras para juri bergemuruh








Wwkwkwkk, bisa aja ente gan dapet yang kayak gt an
picnya wow gan
Nah ini baru joke lucu bos
lucu bgt gan ane ampe ngakak Kontes Ratu Kecantikan
Hebat banget ente bikin joke gan
mending ente jadi pelawak aja gan
jadi kayak orang stress
ngakak sendiri
Lucu banget gan
numpang ketawa
wkwkwk ada aja
lucu gan
boleh juga neh
lanjutkan posting yang lebih lucu gan



Practice makes perfect, but nobodys perfect
buset dah
semacam cacat nih joke nya
waduh ane roaming nih gan di kasih bahasa inggris hehehe
ane ga iso bahasa inggrissss
nice jokes
Quote:Original Posted By aquilaolshop
aduh gan maaf kurang ngerti ane


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