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Kontes Ratu Kecantikan
Kontes Ratu Kecantikan

The SETTING :
Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A
Portion.

The FINALIST:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines


Question : Ms. America, how would you describe a
male organ in your country ?

Ms. America : Well, I would say that male organs in
America are like gentlemen.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. America : Because it stands everytime it seesa a
woman........... ( Applause !.....Applause ! )

Question : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like toros in
our very own bullfight.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. Spain : Because it charges everytime it seesan
opening ....... ( Applause!....Applause ! )

Question : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. Britain : Male organs in our country are like
Shakespearian actors.

Question : Why do you say that ?

Ms. Britain : Because it cries after every
performance.......... (Applause!.......Applause!)

Question : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country ?

Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are
like thieves.

Question : And why do you say that ?

Ms. Iran : Because they always enter through the
back door...... ( Applause!......Applause ! )

Question : Ms. India, how would you describe a male
organ in your country ?

Ms. India : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is
like a abourer.

Question : Why do you say that?

Ms. India : Becuase it works day and night........
(Applause!......Applause!)

Question : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a
male organ in your country ?

Ms. Philippines : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihihi...I can say
dat male organs in our country are like chissmis..

Question : Chismis ? ? ? ?

Ms. Philippines : Ayy ! Sorry... It's ano, ahh kuwan...it
means GOSSIP in our language.

Question : Hmm...Interesting comparison. And why do
you say that ?

Ms. Philippines : Ayy...dyahe ! Hihihihihi ! Kasi...I
mean....because itpasses from mouth to mouth.....
STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!)
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ts nya pada kemana nih...wooi

ya ude ane terjemahin..ddaah..biar pada ngertiii..


alur ceritanye begini gan,:

dikisahkan ade bagian tanya jawab,
ya..gitu deh..ala kontes kecantikan

pas final dapet daah..6 kontestan

putri kecantikan,: us, spanyol, inggris,iran,india, pilipina


ditanya atu atu ame juri

juri : eh miss amrik,pegi mane gambarannye
(ceritain) tentang organ intim cowok (penis..ups..hehe)
menurut kamu sesuai negare asal (ya iyalah dari sono, ameriki..haha)

miss ameriki :saya katakan itu penis kayak pejantan (gentleman/macho)

sijuri balik nanya : emang kenapa, alasannya miss ..(ehem...ehem)

miss ameriki : karena,...itu selalu berdiri disisi cewe..

**prok prok..(aplaus kayak tepok tangan hehe

--terus ditanya ama kontestan lain , nah ini jawaban mereka

miss spanyol :kayak yg melambai di arena adu banteng...
alasannya : karena acapkali berubah di awal pembuka

**prok prok..

miss inggris : itu organ kayak aktor sakespere..(namanya terkenal tu..)
alasannye : karena abis begituan.. nangis dah ..(sedih..emoticon-Smilie

**prok prok

kalo miss iran : itu maah penis ...ude kayak pencuri... (looh..kog gitu
alasannye : karena selalu masuk 'lewat pintu belakang..' (beuuh..jorok nih..sensor sensor haha

**prok prok

miss india : kalo menurut saaiyaa..itu penis udeh kayak pekerja alias karyawan..alias buruh
alasannye : yaaa..(malu malu)..hmm.. kerjanye siang malem... (kuat banget ya org sono)

**prok prok

miss pilipine: kalo disana ud kayak 'kismis'
jurinya nanya penasaran : apaan tuuuh ?
jawab si miss pilipine :di bahase logat kami itu yaa kayak goosiiip...hehe



juri : hmm boleh juge alasannye ?

miss pilipine :hihihii..soalnye dari mulut ke mulut

---prok prok..tepukan keras para juri bergemuruh








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