A hippie is sitting on a bus and a Nun is sitting in front of
He looks at her and says : " Will you have sex with me ? "
The nun looks shocked and replies " NO ! "
The bus gets to her stop and she gets off. The bus driver
looks at the hippie and says "I know how you can have
sex with the nun.
" The hippie goes "really? How?" The bus driver looks at
him and says "
Well the nun goes to the cementary every Monday at 7:00
at night to pray.
You could go there dresses as god and demand her to
have sex with you. " WOW ! " Says the hippie "I think I'll
So on the next Monday the Hippie goes to the Cementary
and waits for the nun behind a grave. At 7:00 sharp the
nun comes and prays.
The hippie jumps from behind the grave and yells : " I AM
GOD! AND I DEMAND YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ! !
The nun looks at him and says : " well ok but can we
have annal sex because I would like to keep my virginty. "
The Hippie sighs and agrees.
He gets behind her and does his stuff. When he is done
he rips off his mask and yells " SURPRISE ! I'm the hippie
The nun looks at him and smiles and rips off her mask and
yells " SURPRISE! I'm the bus driver ! "