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Istimewa
Istimewa



Gara-gara dolar harganya ngga karu-karuan, njadiin si
Badu OKB (orang kaya baru). Maklum kebon kopi do'i
seabreg-abreg, mana harga kopi lagi bagus-bagusnye.
Sehabis panen, do'i pengin memanjakan diri, pakansi ke
Jakarta. Ngga lupa do'i bawa si Matra'i, centeng
kesayangannya.

Sesampai di Jakarta, do'i nginep di hotel bintang lima.
Giliran mau makan, dipanggilnya si centeng.

Badu : " He Matra'i....gue pengen makan nasi goreng
nih . . "

Matra'i : Siap bos . .

Badu : " Eh . . . jangan lupa yang istimewa ".

Matra'i : Istimewa gimane bos ?

Badu : Istimewa tu artinye pake telor dua.


Si Matra'i pun segera pergi membeli pesanan si bos. Agak
siangan dikit perut si Badu berasa lapar lagi.

Badu : " Matra'i siang-siang begini enaknya makan mi
goreng nih. Jangan lupa yang istimewa ".

Matra'i : beres bos . . .

Si Matra'i pun segera pergi membeli pesanan si bos.


Malam harinya, karena AC hotel yang kelewat dingin,
giliran " barang " si Badu yang minta jatah.

Badu : Matra'i gue pingin " bodrex (bobo dengan perex)
nih, cariin gue cewek dong. Jangan lupa yang istimewa
ye.

Matra'i: beres bos . . .

Si Matra'i pun segera ngacir nyari pesenan si bos.


Giliran mau diembat tu cewek, si Badu tereak.
He Matra'i kesini lu . . . Brengsek lu . .
Gua kan minta cewek yang istimewa ngapain lu empanin
gue bencong . . ? ? ! !

Matra'i : lho kan sesuai pesanan bos, istimewa, telornya
dua......
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#ilovebatikIstimewa
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Quote:Original Posted By undergroundoz
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emang bener2 gokil jokesnya gan ..

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istimewa bgt tuh


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Quote:Original Posted By rianuhuuy
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ngakak mantap banget nih gan

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keep posting aja dah...

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ngakak parah gan
tanggung jawab loh ane ngakak gini...
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