This little five-year old girl walked in on her parents while
they were making love. She asked her mother what it was
they were doing.

" Oh, daddies just parking his car in my garage. " Her
flustered mother replied.

The little girl nodded and ran off while her parents resumed
screwing. A few minutes later they heard a horrible scream
from outside. The parents ran downstairs and asked their
daughter what had
happened.

" Well, " the little girl replied. " Johnny from next door
was just parking his little car in my garage but the back
wheels wouldn't fit . . . so I cut them off. "