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https://www.kaskus.co.id/thread/508793d32775b48971000010/update-status-para-binatang
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Update status para binatang
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Bayangin kalo binatang punya "Facebook" kira2 statusnya kaya gini kali yaaa...

Quote:Anjing pudel : Nunggu di jemput majikan, mo ke salon neeh...;emoticon-Wink

Kecoa : Baru aja slamet dari injekan maut...#:-s

Sapi : HuH sebel susuku di raba2 lg oleh majikanku, dikira gw jablay apa, damn!!>:O

Kucing : Anak gw yg ke7 barusan nanya sapa bapaknya, gw bingung mau jwb apa, gw sendiri lupa bpknya siapa...:s emoticon-Big Grin


Nyamuk : Gw positif HIV AIDS, gara2 salah isep, hiks..X_X

Ayam : Teman2 klo besok gw ga update, berarti gw di kfc, luv u all..:'(

CumiCumi : Abis isi ulang tinta neeh...B)

Babi : Gw difitnah nyebarin flu, sialan...>=)

Giliran kutu : salah masuk rambut nih, kok bau pesing? emoticon-Bingung (S)

Kambing : Jngn kluar rumah friends, bentar lg idul adha...:|

Babi komen status Kambing: untung gw haram#:-s.

Kambing bales komen:
abis idul adha khan imlek bro, lo lupa? emoticon-Ngakak

Monyet : terus gw musti liat status lu semua , sambil bilang woow gitu emoticon-Bingung


demikian gan, semoga terhibur emoticon-I Love Kaskus (S)
emoticon-Sundul
Aaaaah..... gw Pertamax lagi kayaknya nih !!!!

emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-2 Jempolemoticon-2 Jempol
waaahhh dapat pertamaxxxx nich

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jiaaaaah wow wow wow wkwkwkk emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak
wkwkkwk pada pake bebeh ya para binatang skrng
WKAKAKA . . .
siipppp gan , ,
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pasti status hubungannya married tuh binatangemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
paling keren statusnya si monyet emoticon-Ngakak
Quote:Original Posted By Rp1500
pasti status hubungannya married tuh binatangemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak


yang pasti kambing sama babi "complicated" gan emoticon-Ngakak
emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak kl mw dipotong gmnee yaa ngomongnya
Quote:Original Posted By ekhapaksi
emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak kl mw dipotong gmnee yaa ngomongnya


update status kambing terakhir yg ane liat begini gan :
"Ya Allah, mungkin hidup Q ga lama agy..maafkan dosa2 Q :'("
hahaha emoticon-Ngakak sumpah gan
Quote:kutu : salah masuk rambut nih, kok bau pesing?

masuk ke jembi emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
Waahhahahahahah status monyet nya bikin ngakak gan hahahahahah emoticon-Ngakak
emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
ane langsung koment kapok untuk nyamuk emoticon-Ngakak
emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak aneg gan baca statusnya monyet
wkwkkw kocak gan emoticon-Ngakak
wkwkwkwkw
ane suka tu ama komen2n kambing and babi emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak