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https://www.kaskus.co.id/thread/000000000000000016712631/guyonan-ala-jawa-timuran-masuk-gan-ngakak
Ngakak Guyonan Ala Jawa Timuran,, Masuk gan Ngakak..
Guyonan ala jawa timuran...............................

Bapak : "Le.. Tulung... Bapak tukokno minuman sing anyes ning warung yo.."

Anak : "coca-cola opo seprit,pak?"
...

Bapak : "Coca-cola wae.."

Anak : "Sing kalengan opo botolan ?"...

Bapak : "Botolan.."

Anak : "Sing botol gede opo sing cilik?"

Bapak : "Ooo... Pancen njaluk di kepruk palu ki bocah !!! Wis tukokno banyu wae!!"

Anak : "Aqua opo banyu biasa ?"

Bapak : "AQUA, cuk!!!!"

Anak : "Panas opo sing anyep?"

Bapak :"SAPU NDI SAPU !! TAK GEPUK'E NDASE BOCAH IKI ??!!"

Anak : "Sapu biting opo sapu duk??"

Bapak : "Oalaah Kewan tenan kowe pancen'e!" (Karo dbalang sandal)

Anak : "Wedus opo Kebo?"

Bapak : "WEDUUSSS, Goblookk!!!"

Anak : "Wedus Cempe opo Bandot??"

Bapak : "Setan kowe!!!!"

Anak : "pocong opo Gendruwo?"

Bapak : "Mbuh lah..., kono minggat wae lah!!"

Anak : "Saiki opo sesuk?"

Bapak : "Saiki, doboL!!"

Anak : "Bapak melu opo ora??"

Bapak : "Asli... suwe2 Tak pateni tenanan bocah iki !!"

Anak : "Ditusuk nganggo peso opo ditembak nganggo pistul??"

Bapak : "Tak tembak !!!"

Anak : "Ndase opo wetenge??"

*Bapak'e skarat kejet2 langsung strooke stadium pitulas... °X_X°. =)) >:/.

(Allahumma Sholli 'ala Muhammad)
ngakak nya cilik opo ngakak sing gede ???.. emoticon-Ngakak

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walah

baja ireng lekong...... emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
Quote:Original Posted By jiban9
ngakak nya cilik opo ngakak sing gede ???.. emoticon-Ngakak

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emoticon-Bingung maksdunya apa gan..??? kok ane kagak ngakak y..emoticon-Bingung

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Ngakak 

Ngakak yg gede ah gann,,, haaaaa
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dejavu gan...
sering baca....
keep posting aja...

Ngakak 

Quote:Original Posted By Kaigara.kuroi
emoticon-Bingung maksdunya apa gan..??? kok ane kagak ngakak y..emoticon-Bingung

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yeee si agan pasti asale bkn dr Jawa timur nihh,, yeeeee
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titipin dh agan smua lapak ente,, wkwkwk
kyaknya ane udah baca nih kemaren emoticon-Amazed
btw nice joke gan,emang bikin lucu sih emoticon-Big Grin
ngakak beneran gan emoticon-Ngakak
emoticon-Selamat

Ngakak 

Quote:Original Posted By Ji.ong
kyaknya ane udah baca nih kemaren emoticon-Amazed
btw nice joke gan,emang bikin lucu sih emoticon-Big Grin


iy gan ni frwrd dr tmen jg,,, heeee
waduh kurang ngerti bahasa jawa gan
Quote: setelah ditertemahkan temen...
baru deh ogut ketawa...
wekekekekekek











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Quote:Original Posted By Tryndamere.FJB
waduh kurang ngerti bahasa jawa gan


aduhh kasian nih si agan,,, pdhl bikin ngakak,, heeee
versi bhs daerah emoticon-Ngakak
jgn jgn Mbah'e ndisik stroke'ke podo kasus nya karo bapak'e...dadi RESE' turunan

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ane cuma ngerti dikit gan bahasa nya, tapi ngakaak jungkir balik emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
wakakakakakakak tetep ngakak walo uda pernah baca yang beginian emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak emoticon-2 Jempol
dah pernah baca,, versi sunda....!!!!
haha,ane udh prnah baca gan.. emoticon-Ngakak
emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak
guling2 ahh emoticon-Ngakak