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Sardot Pengamen Koplak ( yang ngerti B.Jawa Wajib baca dijamin ngakak )

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langsung aja ni ceritanya

Quote:Sore iku Sardot lagi ngamen neng omahe wong jenenge Juminten..koyo ngopo yo critane? Monggo disimak bareng suara merdune Sardot...
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Sardot : "lingsiiiirr wengiiii......."

Juminten : "Niki awan-awan mas,. mboten wonten lingsir.. Nuwun sewu..Liyane mawon nggeh mas.."

Sardot : "sewu kutho..uwis tak leeewatii....."

Juminten : "Wah ngeyel ki...arak sewu arak limangewu,. luweh.. liyane wae mas.."

Sardot : "dek jaman peeerjuangan.. njur kelingan......"

Juminten : "iki wes merdeka.. Perjuangane rampung suwi... liyane wae mas!!"

Sardot : "cilikanku,. rambutku,. dicukur kuncung....."

Juminten : "arak kuncung arak gundul.. aku ora peduli.. LIYANE WAE MAS!!"

Sardot : "Cintaku..sekonyong konyong koder..paribasan....."

Juminten : "lambene pean kuwi sing monyong.. Iso lungo pora mas?"

Sardot : "Sri..kapan kowe bali.. Kowe lungo ora pamit aku..."

Juminten : "aku dudu sri..aku JUMINTEN... KAPAN KOWE BALI MAS ???"

Sardot : "dasar kau.. Keong racun..baru kenal eh kok ngajak...."

Juminten : "SUWI SUWI PEAN TAK RACUN TENAN LHO MAS.. AYO LUNGOO!!"

Sardot : "coba kau lihat..diriku dahulu..sebelum kau nilai....."

Juminten : "ORA SUDIIIII NDELOK RAIMU !!! CEPET MINGGAATT !!"

Sardot : "tak bisakah kau menungguku.. Hingga nanti....."

Juminten : "ORA SUDI NUNGGU AWAKMU !! AYO CEPETO MINGGAAAATT!!"

Sardot : "kau hancurkan aku dengan sikapmuuu... Tak sadarkah kau telah menyakitiku..."

Juminten : "AKU SADAR.. ORA MABUK.. DUH GUSTI PARINGONO AZAB KAGEM MENUNGSO NIKI !!"

Sardot : "walau cinta kita sementara...aku merasa di surga...."

Juminten : "PISAN MANEH MUNI,.PEAN TAK KIRIM NENG SURGA TENANAN...!!"

Sardot : "Hey.. kutakut sekali.. Tanpa basa basi kau bilang...

suoro : "THUAAAANG!!"

...HUAADUUUUHH AMPUUUN MBAAK !!"

*sardot mlayu kepuyuh-puyuh dibalang wajan
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kalau berkenan boleh kasih ane emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)

bantu emoticon-Rate 5 Star emoticon-Rate 5 Star juga boleh

asal jangan emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L) ya gan

kalau emoticon-Blue Repost emoticon-Blue Repost mohon maaf ni

pertamax.....

pertamax diamankan,,,,,
emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak Kagak ngerti ane gan keep posting
emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak

Uaaapppiikk tenan gan ceritone..heheheh.. tak enteni guyonanmu seng liyone gan..hehehehe

Nitip Lapak Gan..emoticon-Request
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Quote:Original Posted By ayahnyahilmi
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gak ngerti kog emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak gan emoticon-Bingung

Quote:Original Posted By Kaigara.kuroi
emoticon-Ngakak emoticon-Ngakak

Uaaapppiikk tenan gan ceritone..heheheh.. tak enteni guyonanmu seng liyone gan..hehehehe

Nitip Lapak Gan..emoticon-Request
Spoiler for Buka Juga Gan:


siap gan
Sardot Pengamen Koplak ( yang ngerti B.Jawa Wajib baca dijamin ngakak )
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ane bantu emoticon-Rate 5 Star ya gan emoticon-Smilie

emoticon-Shakehand2
wkwkwkw emoticon-Ngakak ada-ada aja lu gan emoticon-Ngakak
hehehe,,, ngakak gan...
CUAKAKA asli bikin ane ngakak emoticon-Ngakak

emoticon-Sundul LANJUTGAAAN!!! emoticon-Sundul
bwkakaka
ngakak asli ini gan
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emoticon-Ngakak (S)
emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak
emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)Quote:Original Posted By macol

malam agan aganwati ane mau share jokes mungkin bisa membuat agan aganwati emoticon-Ngakak minimal nyengirlah emoticon-Big Grin

langsung aja ni ceritanya



kalau berkenan boleh kasih ane emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)

bantu emoticon-Rate 5 Star emoticon-Rate 5 Star juga boleh

asal jangan emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L) emoticon-Blue Guy Bata (L) ya gan

kalau emoticon-Blue Repost emoticon-Blue Repost mohon maaf ni


emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)emoticon-Blue Guy Cendol (L)

Ngakak 

asli ane ngakak sampe nangis, gan.emoticon-Ngakak
kreatif ente gan bikin lawakan emoticon-Ngakak
koplak gila
bikin ngakak aja nih emoticon-Ngakak
Quote:Original Posted By wmencoz
pertamax diamankan,,,,,
Quote:Original Posted By ayahnyahilmi
emoticon-Ngakakemoticon-Ngakak Kagak ngerti ane gan keep posting