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https://www.kaskus.co.id/thread/000000000000000013285426/test-buat-calon-mantu
TEST buat calon ManTu.
ini kisah nyata gan,cerita nasehat plus ngakak
alkisah :
nando yang sebentar lagi akan menikah dengan sundari yang cantik,baik dan pengertian.
di test mertua nya. langsung aja gan :
jam 10 pagi nando di tlp sama sundari untuk kerumahnya,nando pun langsung meluncur kerumah sundari.

pas udah nyampe rumah,kbetulan sundari belum pulang.
kbetulan di rumah ada adik nya sundari,nama nya raisa (tak kalah cantik dan seksi).
nando pun menunggu,di liat calon adik ipar nya itu memasang tampang nafsu sama nando.
tak lama kemudian, raisa pun menghampiri dan membisikkan ke telinga nando dan berkata.

Mas,sebentar lagi kan mas akan nikah sama kakak saya,sebenar nya saya udah lama suka sama mas,sebelum mas nikah,raisa pengen mL sama mas.
ayo mas raisa g tahan lagi,sambil membuka celana dalam nya di lemparkan nya ke nando,ayo mas uda g tahan,raisa tunggu di atas ya.
nando pun langsung lari keluar rumah,pas mau keluar terkejutlah nando melihat pacar nya,ayah,dan ibu mertua nya tepuk tangan.
ayah: selamat nak nando kamu lulus ujian kecil.

nando pun bengong,dan ngucap syukur.
karena kondom nya ke tinggalan di mobil.
pesan : jangan taruh kondom di dompet,taruh lah di dalam mobil.
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TEST buat calon ManTu.
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Spoiler for Jam tangan keren:
emoticon-Ngakak (S) oh jadi si nando keluar cuma mo ngambil kondom ya ...
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Quote:Quote:emoticon-Ngakak (S) emoticon-Ngakak (S) emoticon-Ngakak (S) bapaknya malah ngajarin egk bener HaHaHaHa nice joke gan makasih uda buat ane ngakak emoticon-thumbsup: emoticon-thumbsup: emoticon-thumbsup:
bisa2 aje nih
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hahahhaaa, ternyata lari keluar cuma mau ambil kondom, hehehehhehe
wkwkwk bisa aja tuh emang bener dah untung taruh di mobil emoticon-Ngakak