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Yang gak ngakak, les bahasa inggris dulu dah,,
For all Ladies here: Installing HUSBAND

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance,

particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
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Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2

and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
keren gan!!!!!!!, keep posting
Quote:Original Posted By caprilove
Pertamax

Ngambil kamus dulu ya gan..
Ngakaknya ntar aja.


Silahkan gan
repost gan, tapi lumayan lah daripada lu manyun
bentar gan nanya ama mbah translate dulu
Mantap gan, curhat versi bahasa IT ya
Quote:Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

mertua nya dianggep virus
koplak banget dah
mau kayak SMS dulu kepending....

binggung mau ngarti'in ceritaNya


izin Nitip Lapak Gan
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http://www.kaskus.co.id/showthread.p...2224089

http://www.kaskus.co.id/showthread.php?t=11791648
buset dah istrinya dsuruh nyari suami baru yak....perumpamaannya komputer..
wah bener2 mesti kursus bhs inggris neh
Nice joke dude,
I'm keep posting of u'r thread i give for this thread.

Nice joke in the morning
Kayanya berbau nih gan Yang gak ngakak, les bahasa inggris dulu dah,,
Nice joke dude,
I'm keep posting of u'r thread i give for this thread.

Nice joke in the morning
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agannya orang IT ya ??
Waduh, Ane kursus B. Inggris dlu
ane gak ngerti bhs inggris gan
dejavu gan...
udah pernah baca
Quote:Original Posted By vina.tuingtuing
wkwkwkwkkwk
agannya orang IT ya ??


yoa gan,,,
hahaha... org disamin kyk program...

mampir ke lapak ane yang lain dari yang lain gan

ane kursus dl gan
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